It's been a while since I've posted anything, mostly just because I know that no one actually reads the blog. But it hasn't been a while since my mom has said something ridiculous. My apologies if there are any duplicates.
Mom: Why'd those people name their kid after a bird cage?
Me: Mom, it's Avery, not Aviary.
"Need Bobby a car seat"
My Mom calls Elder Holland Brother Holiday.
"It's not easy being me and the apples I got dealt with"
"It's really hard to get a job when you're practically illiterate"
Me: That looks like a good movie.
Mom: It's probably rated R. He does Kung Fu a lot.