Thursday, April 25, 2013

It's been a while...

It's been a while since I've posted anything, mostly just because I know that no one actually reads the blog.  But it hasn't been a while since my mom has said something ridiculous.  My apologies if there are any duplicates. 

A sampling...

Mom:  Why'd those people name their kid after a bird cage?
Me: Mom, it's Avery, not Aviary.


 "Need Bobby a car seat"

My Mom calls Elder Holland Brother Holiday.


"It's not easy being me and the apples I got dealt with"

"It's really hard to get a job when you're practically illiterate" 

Me: That looks like a good movie.
Mom: It's probably rated R.  He does Kung Fu a lot.



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