More mom not-musings

"I saw someone in the carpool lane, they were driving singular"

"Not by any shadow of the imagination"

"the nut doesn't fall far from the tree"

Instead of thank goodness..."thank our bacon"

...I know there's more somewhere...but that's all for now...

It's been a while...

It's been a while since I've posted anything, mostly just because I know that no one actually reads the blog.  But it hasn't been a while since my mom has said something ridiculous.  My apologies if there are any duplicates. 

A sampling...

Mom:  Why'd those people name their kid after a bird cage?
Me: Mom, it's Avery, not Aviary.


 "Need Bobby a car seat"

My Mom calls Elder Holland Brother Holiday.


"It's not easy being me and the apples I got dealt with"

"It's really hard to get a job when you're practically illiterate" 

Me: That looks like a good movie.
Mom: It's probably rated R.  He does Kung Fu a lot.

Old news...

Olympics:

Opening ceremonies:

I just don't understand why they've got those kids in their bed clothes.

The commercials are more entertaining that this.

Driving

Grandpops gonna drive me to grey hair.

You don't even try to tailgate me Buttster.

Nice ended back on the deck.
Nice ended at the pier.

Drinks

Green Tea:

It's too...green tee-e, so I add sweetener.  If not, it's kinda like hay.

Spelling and speaking

NASCAR:

Nascasc Car

The cat glared at the dog:

The cat glazed at the dog.


Speaking of heated and cooled seats in her car:

It makes it feel like mint...on my butt

"I have my own language"

Blue herring or harents....for a Blue Heron
Brash on...for Vashon

Says that different people speak in different dialecks