Talking to the Dogs

While driving through traffic and curves:
"hang on to your balls everyone!  oh wait, none of you have balls"

"Pixie.  Remember the homeless people?  they thought you were cute."

Experiences while driving:
A person riding a bike the wrong way on the freeway "I don't think that's legal, or safe."
More bike riders, this time 12-15 riding together "That's stupid!  I hope some semis blow them over."

At a drive thru. There was one car at the window in front of us and it was taking a long time.
"You got your drink, you got your bag, now get the hell outta the way you old bag!  She better be getting something else out of that window"